use rand::prelude::*;
lazy_static::lazy_static! {
static ref MOCKS: Vec<&'static str> = vec![
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.",
"You have disturbing nasal hair.",
"Your pottery skills are lacking.",
"You are a windows user.",
"Your headphones cost less than $100",
"Your left knee is too circular."
];
}
pub fn mock() -> &'static str {
MOCKS.choose(&mut thread_rng()).unwrap()
}