lear 0.1.0

Prints a random passage from King Lear. For when you meant to type "clear"
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Lear: An Annoying Command Line Tool

Lear is a command line “tool” that you can use to annoy yourself and your friends. Whenever you mistype clear into the terminal, lear will dutifully print out a passage from everyone’s favorite tragedy about a mad king.

This idea was loosely inspired by sl (Steam Locomotive), Fortune, and all of the other weird command line scripts out there.