# dicker
**A container runtime that asks the important questions.**
Like Docker, but with more feelings and fewer actual containers. The only command that works is `dicker system prune --mv` (Mi amas vin), which just runs regular Docker cleanup while making you contemplate your life choices.
## Features
- 🚀 Blazing fast (at doing nothing)
- 🔒 Secure by design (no containers = no vulnerabilities)
- 🌈 Emotional support for your infrastructure
- 💝 One (1) functional command
- 🎭 Existential crisis simulation
- 📦 Fake Dickfile support with YEET instructions
## Installation
```bash
cargo install dicker
```
## Usage
The only command that actually works:
```bash
dicker system prune --mv
```
Everything else is philosophical commentary on the nature of containerization.
## Commands
- `dicker ps` - Lists your emotional dontainers
- `dicker images` - Shows your abandoned side projects
- `dicker run` - Contemplates the meaning of execution
- `dicker logs` - Existential crisis logs
- `dicker system prune --mv` - **THE ONLY REAL COMMAND**
## Warning
This tool may cause introspection about the nature of containerization, your life choices, and why you installed a fake Docker.
## License
MIT - Because even fake containers deserve freedom.