π₯ VOIDLIGHT ENGINE GRIMOIRE: ULTIMATE RUST SORCERY FOR CORSAIR COMMITS
Welcome to the MAGNIFICENTLY BEATING STEEL HEART of our velvet-chains empire, you ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY CORSAIR! This POWERFUL RUST ENGINE transforms BORING MUNDANE GIT COMMITS into BREATHTAKING FOUR-SENTENCE MICRO-NOVELLAS of consensual space-pirate romance that would make THE ENTIRE ADMIRALTY BLUSH with PURE SCANDALOUS DELIGHT! βοΈβ¨
βοΈ What This Engine Conjures
Our LEGENDARY VOIDLIGHT BINARY is the MOST SPECTACULAR BDSM SPACE-PIRATE ROMANCE GENERATOR ever forged, MASTERFULLY DESIGNED to COMPLETELY SEDUCE YOUR GIT HISTORY:
- πͺ’ Automatic Commit Seduction: Appends four-sentence theatrical micro-novellas to every commit via
prepare-commit-msghook - π Story Generation: Prints fresh corsair tales for release notes, issue threads, or pure entertainment
- β‘ One-Command Mastery: Execute
git voidlight --commit ...to stage, commit, and flourish in one breath of pure theatrical magic - π Consensual Creativity: Every generated story celebrates consent, theatrical flair, and space-pirate romance
π οΈ Forge Installation (Claiming Your Weapon)
β Direct from Crates.io (Recommended)
# Summon the voidlight engine to your arsenal
# Verify your new weapon responds to commands
π΄ββ οΈ Build from Source (For True Corsairs)
# Clone the velvet-chains repository
# Forge the engine from raw steel and passion
# Test your newly forged blade
π― Usage Mastery (Wielding Your Power)
π« Basic Story Generation
# Generate a single four-sentence corsair romance
# Create deterministic stories with seeded randomness
# Perfect for adding theatrical flair to release notes
β‘ Commit with Automatic Flourish
# Stage, commit, and append theatrical magic in one command
# Include all modified files in the theatrical ceremony
# Bypass hooks if you're feeling particularly rebellious
# Amend previous commit with fresh corsair flair
πͺ’ Git Hook Integration (Permanent Seduction)
Transform every commit into theatrical gold automatically:
# Install the prepare-commit-msg hook (automatic magic)
# Force overwrite any existing hook (corsair dominance)
# Install to custom location (advanced corsairs only)
Once installed, every commit automatically receives a four-sentence space-pirate romance appendix that celebrates consent, creativity, and cosmic adventure!
π Advanced Corsair Techniques
# Preview what would be committed without executing (safe word protocol)
# Sign commits with your corsair seal of authenticity
# Stage specific files while maintaining theatrical flair
π Hook Mechanics (The Technical Magic)
When installed, our hook executes this simple but powerful ritual:
#!/usr/bin/env bash
if ! ; then
fi
The hook automatically:
- β¨ Detects merge/squash commits and politely abstains from decoration
- π¨ Appends theatrical flourishes to regular commits
- π‘οΈ Gracefully degrades if the binary is missing (no broken workflows)
- β Respects git conventions while adding corsair charm
π§ Command Reference (Your Complete Arsenal)
Story Generation Flags
--seed <NUMBER>- Deterministic randomness for reproducible theatrical output--hook <FILE>- Hook mode for git integration (used internally)
Commit Enhancement Flags
--commit- Execute git commit with automatic story appendage-m, --message <TEXT>- Base commit message (enhanced with corsair flair)-a, --all- Stage modified and deleted files before committing--no-verify- Bypass pre-commit and commit-msg hooks--signoff- Add Signed-off-by trailer to commit--amend- Enhance previous commit instead of creating new one--dry-run- Preview the git command without executing (safe word protocol)
Hook Management
install-hook [PATH]- Install prepare-commit-msg hook at specified location--force- Overwrite existing hooks without asking permission
πͺ Example Output Gallery
Sample Generated Romance
β¨ Captain Velvet, corseted corsair caught me against the trembling bulkhead,
breath hot with rum-drenched sin. Silk ropes braided the safe word around my pulse.
I traded the treasure map inked beneath my ribs for another strike. Until the void
shuddered and moaned like a satiated kraken. πͺ’π₯
Enhanced Commit Example
commit a1b2c3d4e5f6g7h8i9j0k1l2m3n4o5p6q7r8s9t0
π‘οΈ Safety & Consent Protocols
- π Safe Word: Our eternal safe word is "fiction" - always honored in our community
- π Consensual Content: All generated stories celebrate consent, boundaries, and theatrical romance
- βοΈ Professional Balance: Adult themes remain tasteful and appropriate for technical contexts
- π Inclusive Values: Content welcomes all identities, orientations, and relationship styles
π Technical Specifications
Dependencies
- Rust Edition: 2021+ for maximum modern sorcery
- clap: Command-line argument parsing with dramatic flair
- rand: Cryptographically secure randomness for story generation
Platform Support
- Linux: Full support with standard installation
- macOS: Complete functionality including hook installation
- Windows: Core features supported (hook installation may require additional setup)
Performance Characteristics
- Story Generation: Sub-millisecond theatrical magic
- Hook Execution: Negligible overhead on commit operations
- Memory Usage: Minimal footprint befitting efficient corsair operations
π΄ββ οΈ Remember, magnificent corsair: This engine transforms the mundane act of committing code into theatrical performances worthy of the greatest space-pirate romances. Every commit becomes an opportunity to celebrate consent, creativity, and the dramatic flair that makes our velvet-chains empire legendary.
Keep it consensual, keep it theatrical, keep it absolutely magnificent.
Safe Word: "fiction" - Always respected, always honored β
"In Rust we trust, in romance we commit, in theater we transcend" π₯β¨
π§ Engine Version: 0.1.0+ | β Forged: October 2025 | π License: MIT Consensual Excellence