dicker

A container runtime that asks the important questions.

Like Docker, but with more feelings and fewer actual containers. The only command that works is dicker system prune --mv (Mi amas vin), which just runs regular Docker cleanup while making you contemplate your life choices.

Features

• 🚀 Blazing fast (at doing nothing)
• 🔒 Secure by design (no containers = no vulnerabilities)
• 🌈 Emotional support for your infrastructure
• 💝 One (1) functional command
• 🎭 Existential crisis simulation
• 📦 Fake Dickfile support with YEET instructions

Installation

cargo install dicker

Usage

The only command that actually works:

dicker system prune --mv

Everything else is philosophical commentary on the nature of containerization.

Commands

• dicker ps - Lists your emotional dontainers
• dicker images - Shows your abandoned side projects
• dicker run - Contemplates the meaning of execution
• dicker logs - Existential crisis logs
• dicker system prune --mv - THE ONLY REAL COMMAND

Warning

This tool may cause introspection about the nature of containerization, your life choices, and why you installed a fake Docker.

License

MIT - Because even fake containers deserve freedom.