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Look, I was gonna go easy on
you and not to hurt your
feelings

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But I'm only going to get this
one chance

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Something's wrong, I can feel
it (Six minutes, Slim Shady,
you're on)

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Just a feeling I've got, like
something's about to happen,
but I don't know what

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If that means, what I think it
means, we're in trouble, big
trouble,

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And if he is as bananas as you
say, I'm not taking any
chances

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You were just what the doctor ordered

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I'm beginning to feel like a
Rap God, Rap God

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All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod

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Now who thinks their arms are
long enough to slap box, slap
box?

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They said I rap like a robot,
so call me Rapbot

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But for me to rap like a
computer must be in my genes

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I got a laptop in my back pocket

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My pen'll go off when I half-**** it

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Got a fat knot from that rap profit

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Made a living and a ******* off it

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Ever since Bill Clinton was
still in office

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With Monica Lewinsky feeling
on his nut-****

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I'm an MC still as honest

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But as rude and indecent as
all hell syllables, killaholic
(Kill 'em all with)

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This s****ety, gibbedy, hibbedy*****hop

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You don't really wanna get
into a ******* match with this
rappidy rap

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Packing a Mac in the back of
the Ac, pack backpack rap,
yep, yackidy-yac

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The exact same time I attempt
these lyrical acrobat stunts
while I'm practicing

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That I'll still be able to
break a ************* table

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Over the back of a couple of
******* and crack it in half

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Only realized it was ironic I
was signed to Aftermath after
the fact

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How could I not blow? All I do
is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath
of attack

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Rappers are having a rough
time period, here's a Maxipad

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It's actually disastrously bad

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For the wack while I'm
masterfully constructing this
masterpiece as

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I'm beginning to feel like a
Rap God, Rap God

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All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod

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Now who thinks their arms are
long enough to slap box, slap
box?

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Let me show you maintaining
this **** ain't that hard,
that hard

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Everybody want the key and the
secret to rap immortality like
I have got

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Well, to be truthful the
blueprint's simply rage and
youthful exuberance

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Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

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Hit the earth like an
asteroid, did nothing but
shoot for the moon since

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MC's get taken to school with this music

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Cause I use it as a vehicle to
bust a rhyme

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Now I lead a new school full of students

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Me? I'm a product of Rakim,
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-

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-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren,
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they
got Slim

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Inspired enough to one day
grow up, blow up and be in a
position

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To meet Run DMC and induct
them into the *************
Rock n'

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Roll Hall of Fame

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Even though I walk in the
church and burst in a ball of
flames

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Only Hall of Fame I be
inducted in is the ******* of
fame

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On the wall of shame

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You **** think it's all a game
'til I walk a flock of flames

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Off of planking, tell me what
in the **** are you thinking?

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Little ****looking boy

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So ****I can ****** say it
with a straight face looking
boy

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You witnessing a massacre

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Like you watching a church
gathering take place looking
boy

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Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's
all they say looking boy

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You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

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And a way to go from your
label everyday looking boy

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Hey, looking boy, what you say
looking boy?

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I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

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I'mma work for everything I have

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Never ask nobody for ****, get
outta my face looking boy

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Basically boy you're never
gonna be capable

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To keep up with the same pace
looking boy

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'Cause I'm beginning to feel
like a Rap God, Rap God

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All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod

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The way I'm racing around the
track, call me Nascar, Nascar

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Dale Earnhardt of the trailer
park, the White Trash God

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Kneel before General Zod this
planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
Asgard

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So you be Thor and I'll be
Odin, you rodent, I'm
omnipotent

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Let off then I'm reloading
immediately with these bombs
I'm totin'

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And I should not be woken

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I'm the walking dead, but I'm
just a talking head, a zombie
floating

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But I got your ****deep *********

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I'm out my ramen noodle, we
have nothing in common, poodle

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I'm a doberman, pinch yourself
in the arm and pay homage,
pupil

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It's me, my ho*****'s ******

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But it's honestly futile if I
don't utilize what I do though

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For good at least once in a while

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So I wanna make sure somewhere
in this *****en scratch I
scribble and doodle

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Enough rhymes to maybe to try
and help get some people
through tough times

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But I gotta keep a few
punchlines just in case cause
even you unsigned

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Rappers are hungry looking at
me like it's lunchtime

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I know there was a time where once I

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Was king of the underground,
but I still rap like I'm on my
Pharoahe Monch grind

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So I crunch rhymes, but
sometimes when you combine

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Appeal with the skin color of mine

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You get too big and here they
come trying to,

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Censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from the
Marshall Mathers LP

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One where I tried to say I
take seven kids from Columbine

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Put 'em all in a line, add an
*****, a revolver and a nine

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See if I get away with it now
that I ain't as big as I was,
but I've

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Morphed into an immortal
coming through the portal

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You're stuck in a time warp
from 2004 though

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And I don't know what the ****
that you rhyme for

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You're pointless as Rapunzel
with ******* cornrows

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You're like normal, **** being normal

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And I just bought a new Raygun
from the future

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To just come and shoot ya like
when Fabolous made Ray J mad

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'Cause Fab said he looked like
a ****at Maywhether's pad

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Singin' to a man while they played piano

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Man, oh man, that was a 24/7
special on the cable channel

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So Ray J went straight to the
radio station the very next
day

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"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

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Lyrics coming at you at
supersonic s***d, (JJ Fad)

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Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you
assuming I'm a human

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What I gotta do to get it
through to you I'm superhuman

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Innovative and I'm made of rubber

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So that anything you saying
ricocheting off of me and
it'll glue to you

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I'm never stating, more than
never demonstrating

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How to give a *************
audience a feeling like it's
levitating

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Never fading, and I know that
the haters are forever waiting

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For the day that they can say
I fell off, they'd be
*****rating

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Cause I know the way to get
'em motivated

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I make elevating music, you
make elevator music

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Oh, he's too mainstream

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Well, that's what they do when
they get jealous, they confuse
it

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It's not*****hop, it's pop,
cause I found a hella way to
fuse it

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With rock, shock rap with Doc

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Throw on Lose Yourself and
make 'em lose it

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I don't know how to make songs like that

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I don't know what words to use

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Let me know when it occurs to you

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While I'm ripping any one of
these verses diverse as you

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It's curtains, I'm
inadvertently hurtin' you

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How many verses I gotta murder to,

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Prove that if you're half as
nice at songs you can
sacrifice ******s too uh!

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School flunkie, pill junky

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But look at the accolades the
skills brung me

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Full of myself, but still hungry

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I bully myself cause I make me
do what I put my mind to

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And I'm a million leagues
above you, ill when I speak in
tongues

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But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you

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I'm drunk so ***** take the
******* wheel, I'm asleep in
the front seat

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Bumping Heavy D and the Boys,
still chunky, but funky

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But in my head there's
something I can feel tugging
and struggling

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Angels fight with devils,
here's what they want from me

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They asking me to eliminate
some of the ***** hate

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But if you take into
consideration the bitter
hatred that I had

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Then you may be a little
patient and more sympathetic
to the situation

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And understand the discrimination

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But **** it, life's handing
you lemons, make lemonade then

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But if I can't ****** the
***** how the **** am I
supposed to bake them a cake
then?

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Don't mistake it for *****

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It's a fatal mistake if you
think I need to be overseas

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And take a vacation to trip a broad

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And make her fall on her face
and don't be a ******

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Be a king? Think not, why be a
king when you can be a God?