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("Rap God" by Eminem)

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♪ Look ♪

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♪ I was gonna go easy on you ♪

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♪ And not to hurt
your feelings ♪

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♪ But I'm only going to
get this one chance ♪

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♪ Six minutes ♪

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♪ Something's wrong,
I can feel it ♪

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♪ Six minutes, Slim
Shady, you're on ♪

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♪ Just a feeling I've got ♪

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♪ Like something's
about to happen ♪

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♪ But I don't know what ♪

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♪ If that means what
I think it means ♪

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♪ We're in trouble,
big trouble ♪

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♪ And if he is as
bananas as you say ♪

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♪ I'm not taking any chances ♪

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♪ You were just what
the doc ordered ♪

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♪ I'm beginnin' to feel
like a Rap God, Rap God ♪

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♪ All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod ♪

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♪ Now who thinks their
arms are long enough ♪

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♪ To slap box, slap box? ♪

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♪ They said I rap like a
robot, so call me Rapbot ♪

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♪ But for me to rap like a
computer must be in my genes ♪

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♪ I got a laptop
in my back pocket ♪

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♪ My pen'll go off
when I half-cock it ♪

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♪ Got a fat knot from
that rap profit ♪

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♪ Made a living and
a killing off it ♪

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♪ Ever since Bill Clinton
was still in office ♪

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♪ With Monica Lewinsky
feeling on his nut-sack ♪

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♪ I'm an MC still as honest ♪

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♪ But as rude and indecent
as all hell syllables ♪

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♪ Killaholic ♪

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♪ Kill 'em all with ♪

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♪ This slickety, gibbedy,
hibbedy hip hop ♪

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♪ You don't really wanna
get into a pissing match ♪

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♪ With this rappidy brat ♪

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♪ Packing a Mac in
the back of the Ac ♪

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♪ Backpack rap crap,
yap-yap, yackety-yac ♪

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♪ And at the exact same
time, I attempt these ♪

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♪ Lyrical acrobat stunts
while I'm practicin' that ♪

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♪ I'll still be able to
break a motherfuckin' table ♪

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♪ Over the back of a
couple of faggots ♪

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♪ And crack it in half ♪

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♪ Only realized it was
ironic, I was signed to ♪

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♪ Aftermath after the fact ♪

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♪ How could I not blow? ♪

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♪ All I do is drop F-bombs,
feel my wrath of attack ♪

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♪ Rappers are havin' a rough
time period, here's a maxipad ♪

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♪ It's actually disastrously
bad for the wack ♪

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♪ While I'm masterfully
constructing this
masterpiece as ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm beginnin' to
feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪

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♪ All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod ♪

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♪ Now who thinks their
arms are long enough ♪

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♪ To slap box, slap box? ♪

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♪ Let me show you
maintainin' this shit ♪

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♪ Ain't that hard, that hard ♪

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♪ Everybody wants the
key and the secret ♪

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♪ To rap immortality
like I have got ♪

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♪ Well, to be truthful
the blueprint's ♪

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♪ Simply rage and
youthful exuberance ♪

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♪ Everybody loves to
root for a nuisance ♪

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♪ Hit the earth
like an asteroid ♪

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♪ Did nothing but shoot
for the moon since ♪

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♪ Pew! ♪

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♪ MCs get taken to
school with this music ♪

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♪ 'Cause I use it as a
vehicle to "bus the rhyme" ♪

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♪ Now I lead a new
school full of students ♪

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♪ Me? I'm a product of
Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac ♪

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♪ N.W.A., Cube, hey Doc,
Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you ♪

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♪ They got Slim inspired
enough to one day grow up ♪

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♪ Blow up and be in a position ♪

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♪ To meet Run-DMC and
induct them into the ♪

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♪ Motherfuckin' Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame ♪

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♪ Even though I'll
walk in the church ♪

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♪ And burst in a
ball of flames ♪

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♪ Only Hall of Fame
I'll be inducted in ♪

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♪ Is the alcohol of fame ♪

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♪ On the wall of shame ♪

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♪ You fags think
it's all a game ♪

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♪ 'Til I walk a
flock of flames ♪

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♪ Off of a plank and ♪

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♪ Tell me what in the
fuck are you thinkin'? ♪

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♪ Little gay-lookin' boy ♪

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♪ So gay I can barely say it ♪

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♪ With a straight face,
lookin' boy (Ha!) ♪

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♪ You witnessing a mass-occur) ♪

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♪ Like you're watching
a church gathering ♪

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♪ Take place, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ "Oy vey, that boy's gay!" ♪

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♪ That's all they
say, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ You get a thumbs
up, pat on the back ♪

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♪ And a "way to go" from your
label everyday, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ Hey, lookin' boy! What
you say, lookin' boy? ♪

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♪ I got a "hell yeah"
from Dre, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ I'ma work for
everything I have ♪

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♪ Never asked nobody for shit ♪

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♪ Get outta my
face, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ Basically, boy, you're
never gonna be capable ♪

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♪ Or keepin' up with the
same pace, lookin' boy ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm beginnin' to
feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪

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♪ All my people from the front
to the back nod, back nod ♪

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♪ The way I'm racin'
around the track ♪

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♪ Call me NASCAR, NASCAR ♪

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♪ Dale Earnhardt of the trailer
park, the White Trash God ♪

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♪ Kneel before General Zod ♪

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♪ This planet's Krypton ♪

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♪ No, Asgard, Asgard ♪

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♪ So you be Thor
and I'll be Odin ♪

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♪ You rodent, I'm omnipotent ♪

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♪ Let off then I'm reloadin' ♪

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♪ Immediately with
these bombs I'm totin' ♪

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♪ And I should not be woken ♪

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♪ I'm the walking' dead, but
I'm just a talkin' head ♪

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♪ A zombie floatin' ♪

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♪ But I got your
mom deep-throatin' ♪

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♪ I'm out my Ramen noodle ♪

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♪ We have nothin'
in common, poodle ♪

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♪ Poodle, I'm a doberman ♪

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♪ Pinch yourself in the
arm and pay homage, pupil ♪

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♪ It's me, my honesty's brutal ♪

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♪ But it's honestly futile ♪

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♪ If I don't utilize
what I do though ♪

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♪ For good at least
once in a while ♪

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♪ So I wanna make sure
somewhere in this ♪

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♪ Chicken scratch I scribble
and doodle enough rhymes to ♪

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♪ Maybe to try to help get some
people through tough times ♪

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♪ But I gotta keep a few
punchlines just in case ♪

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♪ 'Cause even you unsigned ♪

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♪ Rappers are hungry lookin'
at me like it's lunchtime ♪

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♪ I know there was a
time where once I ♪

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♪ Was king of the underground ♪

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♪ But I still rap like I'm
on my Pharoahe Monch grind ♪

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♪ So I crunch rhymes, but
sometimes when you combine ♪

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♪ Appeal with the
skin color of mine ♪

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♪ You get too big and
here they come tryin' to ♪

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♪ Censor you like
that one line ♪

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♪ I said on "I'm Back" from
the Mathers LP1 when I ♪

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♪ Tried to say I'll take
seven kids from Columbine ♪

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♪ Put 'em all in a line, add
an AK-47, a revolver and a 9 ♪

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♪ See if I get away with it ♪

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♪ Now that I ain't as
big as I was, but I'm ♪

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♪ Morphin' into an immortal,
comin' through the portal ♪

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♪ You're stuck in a time
warp from 2004 though ♪

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♪ And I don't know what the
fuck that you rhyme for ♪

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♪ You're pointless as Rapunzel
with fuckin' cornrows ♪

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♪ You write normal?
Fuck being normal ♪

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♪ And I just bought a new
raygun from the future ♪

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♪ Just to come and shoot ya ♪

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♪ Like when Fabolous
made Ray J mad ♪

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♪ 'Cause Fab said he looked
like a fag at Mayweather's pad ♪

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♪ Singin' to a man
while he played piano ♪

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♪ Man, oh man, that
was a 24/7 special ♪

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♪ On the cable channel ♪

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♪ So Ray J went straight
to the radio station ♪

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♪ The very next day ♪

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♪ "Hey, Fab, I'ma kill you!" ♪

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♪ Lyrics comin' at you
at supersonic speed ♪

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♪ J.J. Fad ♪

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♪ Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma,
you assumin' I'm a human ♪

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♪ What I gotta do to get it
through to you I'm superhuman ♪

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♪ Innovative and
I'm made of rubber ♪

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♪ So that anything you
say is ricochetin' ♪

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♪ Off of me and it'll
glue to you and ♪

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♪ I'm devastating, more
than ever demonstrating ♪

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♪ How to give a
motherfuckin' audience ♪

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♪ A feeling like it's
levitating, never fading ♪

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♪ And I know that the
haters are forever waiting ♪

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♪ For the day that they
can say I fell off ♪

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♪ They'll be celebrating ♪

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♪ 'Cause I know the way
to get 'em motivated ♪

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♪ I make elevating music,
you make elevator music ♪

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♪ "Oh, he's too mainstream." ♪

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♪ Well, that's what they
do when they get jealous ♪

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♪ They confuse it ♪

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♪ "It's not hip hop, it's pop" ♪

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♪ 'Cause I found a
hella way to fuse it ♪

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♪ With rock, shock
rap with Doc ♪

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♪ Throw on Lose Yourself
and make 'em lose it ♪

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♪ "I don't know how to
make songs like that" ♪

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♪ "I don't know
what words to use" ♪

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♪ Let me know when
it occurs to you ♪

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♪ While I'm rippin' any
one of these verses ♪

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♪ That verses you ♪

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♪ It's curtains, I'm
inadvertently hurtin' you ♪

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♪ How many verses
I gotta murder to ♪

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♪ Prove that if you
were half as nice ♪

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♪ Your songs you could
sacrifice virgins too?! ♪

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♪ Ugh, school
flunkie, pill junkie ♪

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♪ But look at the accolades
these skills brung me ♪

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♪ Full of myself,
but still hungry ♪

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♪ I bully myself 'cause I make
me do what I put my mind to ♪

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♪ And I'm a million
leagues above you ♪

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♪ Ill when I speak in tongues ♪

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♪ But it's still
tongue-in-cheek, fuck you ♪

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♪ I'm drunk, so Satan,
take the fucking wheel ♪

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♪ I'ma sleep in the front seat ♪

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♪ Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz,
still "Chunky, but funky" ♪

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♪ But in my head
there's something ♪

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♪ I can feel tugging
and struggling ♪

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♪ Angels fight with devils and ♪

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♪ Here's what they
want from me ♪

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♪ They're askin' me to eliminate
some of the women hate ♪

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♪ But if you take
into consideration ♪

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♪ The bitter hatred I have ♪

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♪ Then you may be
a little patient ♪

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♪ And more sympathetic
to the situation ♪

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♪ And understand
the discrimination ♪

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♪ But fuck it, life's
handin' you lemons? ♪

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♪ Make lemonade then! ♪

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♪ But if I can't
batter the women ♪

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♪ How the fuck am I supposed
to bake them a cake then?! ♪

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♪ Don't mistake him for Satan ♪

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♪ It's a fatal mistake if you
think I need to be overseas ♪

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♪ And take a vacation
to trip a broad ♪

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♪ And make her fall
on her face and ♪

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♪ Don't be a retard ♪

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♪ Be a king? Think not ♪

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♪ Why be a king when
you can be a God? ♪